Do you like Fan Fiction and Back to the Future? Well here is a soon to be classic from the past! Bro Forward to the Past is LEGIT!
Google Fi deleted me on accident... So I made this out of the passion I always have had with or without my old videos. Please help me get into contact with owner of Google Phil. I am hoping he can help me and fire the idiots that deleted my videos.
I was recently on All Gas No Brakes a cool YouTube channel. So I made a mixtape to celebrate.
I also write something for potentailly being published on a friend's website, but he ghosted me. SO I will post it here underneath this silly video. https://soundcloud.com/pizza-t/sets/the-essential-mixtape Go check out this link. You will be floored with the raw power of my raps. I was for sure that Mr. E (famous hippie rapper) would do a track with me after he heard my awesome mixtape, but....NOPE. Ghosted me. Story of the Ghost here. Good thing I LOVE PHISH. I even like the Trey song Thread. So poo on you dumb Phish hoes.
THis was going to possibly be on Monster Fresh aka www.monsterfresh.com But the operator of the website is acting weird. He used to like dead baby jokes, but now he won't let his son do a dead baby rap with me? What gives?
here it is.
Op ed
By The Greatest Rapper of 2020 Also known as the Flat Earth Rapper
First off, I did not say the Earth was Flat, though I was the winner of the very first Flat Earth Music Award in 2015 presented by Mark Sargent.
Mark Sargent is most likely a person paid to be a Flat Earther. A few years ago some youtubers exposed the company that had been paying him and Patricia Steers (another infamous Flat Earther). The real conspiracy is how all the good videos exposing the truth about everything are now buried and next to impossible to find without a link. But who fucking cares about that stupid shit, my buddy Chris said there might be some people wondering who I am since I was on All Gas No Brakes when I busted a rap about my relative Dr. Dre. According to Christians I am 100% correct and who am I to argue with them? So go ask them if the story of Adam and Eve is legit, and if it is legit then you too are related to Dr. Dre. Doesn’t that feel good to know that you are a king as well?
My rap name is Pizza T and I have been making rap music and psychedelic rock for a long ass time. In the All Gas No Breaks video I am wearing a Twiddle/Grateful Dead shirt I bought at Phil Lesh from The Grateful Dead’s bar a while back.
Seriously I am most concerned about the state of the world and the uncertainty everyone seems to be in. A lot of people are probably rapping to stay sane during these hard times.
When I went to the protest I met with YouTuber Jake the Asshole to help him film and document the event. He recently paid me to record the song “I’m Proud to be Coronavirus Free” in efforts to boost sales of his shirts. We have worked together before back when Jake the Asshole was The Flat Earth Asshole. When I won the Mark Sargent award for best Flat Earth song Jake was a fan of my song and told me he listens to it every day. He pointed out to me that the song had an error in it. I was like, “yeah?” What”? He pointed out the I said Neil Armstorng punched a dude right in the face in the lyrics but it was actual some other astronaut. I told him I didn’t care and people get the point. He was really into everything being factual, which is probably why he is no longer The Flat Earth Asshole. In 2017 I helped him record the song “We Don’t Have Time feat. Obama.” It was pretty rockin and it’s the best selling song that I have released to this day. Funny thing is this, when I was at the protest that you might of seen on All Gas No Brakes, the guy in the video that had the microphone takin away from him in the most cringiest of fasions was still walking around the protest yelling into a little megaphone saying we need 10,000 people to party and camp here for 30 days to prove the coronavirus is not real. It was so outlandish that I started following him around and filing everything he did. He eventually got out a bunch of signs he made that said Hug and Handshakes for Freedom. Jake came up to me while I was filming him telling me he thinks he is a shill trying to make the protest look bad. I am also a journalist and I have a news channel called Thomas Scott News, and my catchphrase is Real News Real Fast. The dude was getting upset because no one wanted anythign to do with him after he got kicked off stage. But I did. I picked up one of his homemade Handshakes and Hugs signs and told him I’d help. I still have the sign and I will cherish it forever. As I am folloing the guy Jake eventually stops him to see if he is serious or not, then the guy looked at Jake’s Proud to be Coronavirus Free shirt and said, “dude you got that from the Flat Earth Asshole, OH SHIT IT’S YOU!” I caught that ah ha moment with my cheap trusty metro pcs phone. Now Jake was really concerned that he was a shill for the FBI or CIA or…. The Jews. But dude was star struck, he said he bought that shirt and it is late. He instisted he come and meet his wife. We followed him and sure as shit his sife was stoked to see one of their favorite YouTube celebrateies. She started doing one of the dances from the music video that I helped Jake make. Turns out he was not a shill, but Jake’s (The Cough on my Face Dude) #1 fan. I caught it all on my camera and will be posting it on Thomas Scott News YouTube channel soon.
Basically, I just wanna let the world know that I am working on a book called The Clooney Connection. It is a winner due to the graffic real grid of truth. It is the tell all story of my psychedelic life which connects to Jeffery Epstein to Kurt Cobain. The book is inspired by The Matrix and The 6 Degrees of Bacon theory. Even www.monsterfresh.com is connected because I went to High School with Chris Altenburg CEO of this website. He is also a Peurterican Jew and a dear friend and an amazing rapper himself. I just remembered we did a rap together.
Buy it, I am buying bitcoin with all the cashmoney!!$$
Basically, I am the greatest rap star ever, my son is named Treypac and Genius Christ thinks he came up with the name, and if he did, it is a damn good name. My son raps too, just search Spotify or youtube and you will see he has been in the game since he hopped up out dat womb.
I’m not a troll, I am the greatest rap star of all time! Am I illuminati confirmed? No, but maybe nothing will stop you from knowing that maybe so or maybe not. I don’t wanna brag because I real G don’t do that.
I am droppin a mixtape coincidentally too as all this free publicity shines. It’s called The Essential Mixtape. Just the other day I left a rap on Genius’s answering machine. I can kinda make the argument that Mrbeast and All Gas No Breaks pounced on me to catapult their fame. The date is there, when I was on Mrbeast’s channel he didn’t even have a million subs, then the day after he starts going to 30 million? Come on bro? Really?
I even helped CNN. And I work that magik shit and am the greatest rapper of all time. I can and will destroy any and every rapper even my dad Dr. Dre. No one thought it was possible but it is and ain’t nothing any9one can do bout it. I wanna work with Master P as soon as possible. I feel like I have been a No Limit Soldier for many many many fucking years. I have helped my Master P doll create YouTube videos and be as real as possible! I’m the realist! A Real Real One.
Genius told me the KRS One said to ATTACK or some shit. So who wants to get fuckt? Takeshi 69, I’ll turn you 70 little BITCH! You better wear a mask cuz I’m bousta slap that dick out yo mouth.
So somebody want to know who I am? I am a fucking G deep in the game and thank Chris for giving me a platform to state who I am and what I have coming up if you are into that type of shit. Oh yeah, I have been running for president since 2008 and exposing conspiracies since 2005.
But my styles are lit. I tried to get my old rap partner Benny P to join me in another round of the rap game. He is the illest MC ever. He declined and I shed a tear like a little bitch. But Benny P encouraged me to keep it up, I hope I made my lil homies proud. Before I go, I do wanna challenge Eminem to a rap battle. He might rap fast, but he is just a mortal man and I got the biggest boom in the rap game of 2020. There will be no 2021 by the time I am done. Even though I couldn’t get my original rap group back together with Benny P called Split Dat Shit, I took my raps to the street just like my idol MC Hammer and Master P. I helped my daughter write a paper for black history month about Master P. My baby’s momma said Master P ain’t worthy of Black History Month and made my lil angel write something on some NASA lady. OH NO SHE DIDN’T. I am the greatest rap star in the game and no one can touch this shit. Also, on March 26th 2021 I am gonna change the game forever! I just fucking started! My son’s friends that I’ve been helping make a mixtape saw me on reddit, and now they want me on their mixtape. Bitch, at 41 years old, I am defying the odds and I am gonna take over the world one lil bitch at a time. Look for my upcoming single “Mrbeast I am the Father!”
So I am journaling. Well, my wife finally left me. You'd think I would of wrote about it or something. Maybe I did. I did write something a while ago and I amnot even sure where I put it. maybe it was in blogger or maybe it is in a word doc or some shit like that. So yup, I have kids, they probably will say bad words. My now offical X wife was super anal about bad words. She told me she wanted to fuck other dudes too. But whatever, she says now she never said it. but I do have to take my part in the toxitity of the relationship. I might be a narcasist but mybe she was too. Idk. But I love the kids a lot. I really gre with them. I am for sure me, and is that bad? So I have to live at my mom's. Well I guess I do not have to, but I felt like I had to. Now I kinda want to. I see value in it and I am excepting it. I know I have to take responsibility and except the hardest part of eventually having to see her with a new lover. Though is that the hardest part? I was already heart broken when she told me she wanted to have sex with other guys. We were on drugs so maybe it was skewed, but it truly hurt. I always thought about it. I tried to get counceling, I tried to talk to her. It was ruff. So as long as I know where I am at and be ok with it and love myself then I get to grow in a new alligning way. I do feel a little bit like WHY ME, or I GOT SKREWED. but so what? All I have to do is not worry or live in dought or self pitty. I know i amstrong in my own weird awesome and normal ways. I have value, I know she has value too. That kinda hurts to know she has value which makes me think again maybe she was right and I am scum. But that is not so in many ways. I remember being so upset and feeling neglected by not getting love and affection from her. I felt a lot of the time that it was not ok to be me.... It was like, dude you got kid, you cant be that person. I'm not gonna look at my love for music and being wild with my kids as a bad thing. It's a great thign. I deserve in my opinion what I want. I want my kids, I want my life the way I want it, so I will not worry and just get it. What to worry about. I am not gonna be like oh poor me ... or be scared. Im just gonna go get my kids and not let myself have fear of the future. She has them now, i always had a plan, and the plan is actually going good. I wished a lot. How she is I guess she couldn't handle my ways, and so many things I did not like about her, but I learned to love those things. Maybe now I can learn to move on from those things. I just am not gonna move on from my kids another year like this.
Dude, I just read on the internet that In and Out Burger pays it's managers an average of 160,000 thousand dollars a year. I call bullshit. There is no way that could be true, and if it is I would like to see some evidence. You gotta be kidding me. There is no way. I could see 50k or may 70K, but 160,000K???? there is no way! I'll admit, I could be wrong. But in this case I would truly have to see it to believe it. And it claims that's the average and sometimes it's a little more. I think this has got to be bullshit, and if I'm wrong I am hella jealous.
and let me add.......
Am I the only one dude that doesn't think their food is any good??? I think it's a rip off of what McDonald's use to be. The menu is a knock off of the original McDonald's menu, and the damn place looks like an old school McDonald's with a crooked arch. I mean seriously, fuck In and Out. Their secret menu is bullshit too; I couldn't even tell they did anything different when they put mustard cooked into the meat. I was disappointed after all the hype I heard about how good it was. Carl's Jr.'s milkshakes are 100% times better than In and Out's. Thier burgers taste like a shittier version of the Del Taco Burger. I'm not impressed at all. I think In and Out's food taste low quality. Which could be why they can pay their managers so well because they spend so little buying the cheapest meat, produce, bread, ice cream they can find.
Prove me wrong.
Have you noticed the more we look down at our smart-phones the less we look up at the sky? Do you know which way the moon rotates on its axis? Do you even care? Does anyone care? Do you know why high-flying aircrafts leave streaks through the sky? Of course you do. It's because of condensation right? That would make sense if the lines in the sky disappeared instead of lingering around like a homeless drug addict in front of a Mcdonalds in any downtown area across America. And if jets do leave lines in the sky due to condensation, why are they up in the sky flying around and who is paying for it? Are our tax dollars being spent behind our backs in ways we are not allowed to check and balance?
Let me take you back to 1968. Why were so many people around the world rising up against war? Was it because for the first time in history families could see on their television Vietnamese people being murdered? Did college kids bleeding from the head for protesting become the new kind of hero of war?
It's not like this all stopped, it just stopped being televised. Rules have now been put into place to unexpose war and confuse what we protest for. You can't show carnage of war no TV anymore. Can't call civilian casualties civilian casualties but instead collateral damage.
I digress and shall get back on track of the topic that is burning in my soul. Chemtrails, lines in the skies, cloud seeding, geo-engineering etc.
Lines in the sky do not just happen here and there, they happen here and there and everywhere all day every day for the last 10 years at least bro. As a demonized evil white male I would suggest you watch this brilliant scientist older woman explain which I shall not.
Would this lady lie? I say probably not.
As I Uber and lyft drive in Northern California I have been noticing the lines in skies and noses in the smartphones more and more. I was driving a man named Matt Boylan to sue Google's YouTube in small claims court over and Eric Dubay stealing video content and he explained to me what he believed to be FAKE CLOUDS. And WOW, I think he is on point.
Though I am not sure where this Canadian came from and how he ended up in the story of my life, I do suggest you watch this very under-watched video.
Clouds are supposed to look beautiful and bubbly. I remember when clouds always looked like Super Mario brothers clouds and when you starred at them long enough you would see clowns, dinosaurs, and almost anything. Nowadays clouds usually resemble cobwebs and pollution. You too can become an expert on identifying fake clouds. And usually, when you spot them, you will see the jets spraying in and out of them. If you do not at first, just keep watching and you will eventually see the hi-flying planes or jets start spraying. Maybe you will look up and see that the skies are clear. Then you will see a jet spray a line across the sky. Like a line of cocaine on a coffee table. But unlike a line of cocaine, these lines do not go away. It's like the coffee table gets bumped instead of the line being bumped. And once you see that first line in the sky you will notice about an hour later the cobweb skies are back. You will notice that these new clouds have repetitive patterns. Real clouds do not have any trace of line patterns. If a cloud has any sign of a pattern or line then it is fake.
So why are these clouds being made? And who is paying for it?
I've heard these clouds are made to dumb us down. But I think we have plenty of other ways to do that. Like sports, video games, Netflix, CNN, processed food, etc. I think it has something to do with what Al Gore talked about in his movie An Inconvenient Truth. Regardless if the movie was truthful or not, it definitely was enough to put fear in everyone and in large agencies like The U.N.
And maybe you heard of mirrors of space to stop global warming? Well, hate to break it ya, but that is just not realistic at all.
We are far from ever going to the moon again and many people believe we never went to the moon.
Watch A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Moon
And if we never went to the moon, then we do not actually have The Blue Marble picture because that was taken on the way to the moon. If you are not familiar with The Ble Marble picture then let me help trigger our mind to the picture that you have seen more than any other picture ever.
And if you think NASA is a legitimate source of truth then you gotta check this out.
NASA actually released this as REAL. Anyone can see that this is fake and really sad.
All I ask of you is to look up instead of down. Maybe it will take a new generation to think smartphones are for old people and that the sky above us is super fascinating.
But will it be too late? What will these LINES IN THE SKY lead to? It seems that they are a fairly new phenomenon and only time can tell if they will leave a negative or positive impact on life as we know it. Maybe if they were not being made then Al Gore would have been right and the earth would be around 6 hundred degrees today. Or maybe Al Gore was wrong and these Lines in the Sky were never needed and thus we just shot our human existence in the foot or a major artery. Who knows, maybe it is a way to dumb us down or better yet, I am just a fool and these are just innocent jets flying around all day for various scientific reasons and they leave contrails and I am just an asshole. But if this is so, who is paying for it, and can we have some checks and balance and disclosure on these flying streak makers in the sky? Otherwise, I consider them Unidentified Flying Objects until further notice.
If your into jamband music and want something weird and old and new >>Well then this might be for you. We took a classic STS9 song and some classic STS-9 NASA launch and landing footage and put them together in a music mashup video. Mad props goes to Sound Tribe Sector 9 for writing this epic song and to every member of STS-9 that had the balls to go that high into space. The bands called Phriendz and we are based out of Sonoma/ Sactown area.
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