That was bullshhit, it didn't work, --I would tell you what I'm up to, but you should be able to figure it out on your own, I'm taking over the world. Go to the RANG DONG- Scream Club with A-Kamp at Hell's Kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!

I swear that Phish and the whole world will eventually read this blog about the #1 jambnd rock OG ever of all time tryin to rock A-KAmp to the next star trek level in which jambase will be stoked to smoke weed. That was jsut a test, I'll be back!

I'm really excited to anouce that Alex Perrish is a punk, he might as well join the Punks, he's always hated me since the 1st Cooper's Glen perfomance. Ben almost commited suicide because Alex insulted our performance. I had butt sex with Ben to make him feel better. I don't hate Slim anymore, or really ever did, I was jealous that I'm not as cool as him, syke, I don't give uh fuck, syke again, syke triple beam. I'm switching blog site's, I'm gonna use the one Larstafari uses. I was drunk or something when I wrote my last blog, no one should take me seriously, or you just suck, I'm skiztophranic multi personality maybe a little, or maybe I'm just trippin. I once stabbed my roomate, but he was trying to kill me. I'm lucky to be alive, I once walked into a random house while I was in my boxers and started watching TV. Fuck the Punks, it was cool while it lasted, but I need all the time to focus on my other shit, it kinda worked out netter for me. It was too like Cooper's Glen anyways, at least the sound quality and skill level that is. The compisition aspects was only fun for the musical game type challenge, but we do plenty of that shit in A-Kamp, and dabble with math music myself every here and dare. Fuck the Punks because they kick me out then ask to use my PA, damn, thats oly scene\sters for you. lol I don't give uh fuck. Duck Hugger wants his bike seat back, I'm gonna try to call him tomorrow, I told him I had his bike seat, he must of forgot because the message he left on my ansewring machine sounded like he had little clue that I had it, but kinda did, but he just talked and talked but wouldn't just say give me my fucking bike seat back, I don't give uh fuck. A-Kamp got excepted or picked or whatever for the LEs Schwab And The Olympian Newspaper OLYROCK compilation, A-Kamp along with I think 11 other local bands got picked from a list of over 70 submissions. They picked stalgtites from the Mikey Poo session in the summer of 2002, right around the time released live at the right time which Beeny P and I made an album cover, Benny P drew the pics and I did the digital placement. I'm very happy that A-kamp is still together and rocking out. Everytime we practice, which thankfully has been alot lately, we sound better and better. We started recording a few days ago, I have some ideas and plans for some really rockin shit. I can't wait to keep making comps to play. GO TO THE RQANG DONG SHOW THIS FRIDAY OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I talked to Dudtin Davis with instant messenger, he is kinda weird but cool. I went to Round Table Pizza Buffet. The A-Kamp album has finally started, it only too 6 years. Slim Moon is a bitch, he kicked me out the Punks so he could have butt sex with the stupid intern girls. SLim is a horrible musician anyways, with played out ideas. He's lucky I don't sue him for sucking dick. But he's still cool, I hope he has fun sucking dick, I still love him and the Punks, I guess it's good that I left the band at the peak. Slim knew if I stayed at Kill any longer I would end up owning the place.

I love the Rang Dong, I was smoking weed in the bathroom, then Tong got mad and blammed this kif\d that was having his birthday party. It was awesome. I swear that my new Cooper's of Bedlam is rad. I will smoke weed everday for fun. My blog is #1. I think Bird is gonna get me tripped out. That would be fun. I think Shanti Groove is gonna play with us at Le Voyeur. That should go good. F\Debo is gonna play too. I love weed, boobs, and guitars. Money works too. Ihope Leon House plays good at the Rang Dong. WHy are the Rang Dong bitches #1.

It's bee a week since I've been to my Blog, I don't want my blog to turn into Dennis Driscol, which hasn't been updated for years. Good thing I've been going to the shows at the Voyeur lately. I booked 2 bands with the same name on accident. One was a 2 peice grungy type group and the other was a 3 peice rap group from Nebraska, both called Max Fischer, you know!!! Max Fischer from Rushmore. I don't understand why the Max Fischer from Seattle brought their PA, first of all the Voyeur has a PA and they've played the Voyeur so should know that by now, and they brought their own PA, which was a stupid idea. Everyband wanted to use it, which made them have to stay hella Late. One Nation Undereducated was invited by me to play, and due to the mix up had to play a shorter set, but I don't know where they get off thinking that should be awarded a 2 hour slot to play. I think bands should play no longer than 45 minutes at the Voyeur. I couldn't beleive ONU was trying to make the bands from Nebraske, which orginally booked the show, that they couldn't play their 25 minute sets because their set required at least 1:30. To me, i was slightly imbarresed by my ONU's attitude. It reminded me of Stonecrop. And no offence, but no one was really there to see ONU exept the big lot girls Lars and I and ae. It was more or les, no, just more, that Matt Freidly kept whining. like it really fucking matters, why should anyone bend backwards for an asshole, which he was being that night. He kept bitching that I always double book show, NOT TRUE! It only happens every once in a while, and it's usually not my fault. But we are friends, at least I thought, why get mad at your friend for making an honest mistake? I mean, just play a shorter set and be happy. I like Jeremy and Tracy, Jeremy was being very polite and understanding, Tracy was being semi understanding, Matt was being a flat out asshole to everyone. He makes me wish I didn't set up the show at the Rang Dong with ONU. But taking my own advice I know that I will just keep the happiness going and shows always have the chance to redeem themselves at the next show. It's too bad that ONU made everything difficult the other night. I don't know hwo died and made them Rock God. I hope they don't trip at the next show. But who cares.

I saw Deer Hoof today and got a 7". Then I got them all to sign it after the show. I tought the show was good, I thought it had some amazing moments, but I thought it was going to be a little more exciting. Maybe I need some indo to smoke inside the place. I thought the band was good, but they did have a cheap approach with equipment that made some bad sounds then some really good sounds, good sounds that I would also say were crystal clear harmonicly ground breaking with using any effects. The band almost seemed like coopers glen, for a moment it would be super ghetto, like the equipment was all ghetto and you could tell, then they would start rocking all the gear loud and the girl would come in with the vocals and it would all of a sudden be like this loud great band with really great sounding gear that sounded pimp. I felt like I was hearing solid rock from the guitarist at points, but I didn't like his all around flow, unlike the dude from weird war which had a pimp flow the whole time yet never had the super punch harmonic tone as deer hoof, but hey" everyonw is differen't ' RIGHT? They did seem progy at pionts, this one soung sounded a ittle like Phish. The guitarist did a drum muted palm tape along with muted picking for a smare sound. it was cool, sounded a little like Phish's maze. But I fell like cooper's glen or any combintion of sound can come to a point of rocking out and be awesome regardless the quality of the gear. I think the shittiest peice of gear has just as much soul as anythingelse. Eventho' Deer Hoof didn't blow me away, they did influence me and gave me some really cool new concepts and ideas. Very inspirational. I can see them getting wilder as the years go on. The guitar player after the show said he found his guitar amp in like some winter road somewher? It sounded great, he also palyed a gibson Les Paul studio I think. I told him he should get a BC Rich Mockingbird. They go to show that you can make crappy gear rock if you know how to rock it. I saw bird and Crazy Coop at the shows. They are pretty cool. The Copers of Bedlam show is gonna rock. PS Stonecrop is whack.

I went to the Mint Hill, VCR, and the Nerve show last night. Only stayed to see Angela's Mint Hill project, which was really good. This chic was at the Voyeur trying to pressure Angela to start before 11 o' clock. This lady was really putting a stressfull vibe on the night, she would keep saying "you need to start, shows need to start when the bar is full, I've been to 10 shows here and I know that you show needs to start now and the bar tender is getting pissed and wants the show to start now or she'll cut the other bands off because there won't be enough time." Ironiclly, or maybe just rude and ignorant, she wasn't even staying to see the bands, she was just stressing Angela out, she was trying to make Angels feel like she didn't know what she was doing and that she was going to ruin the night. Good thing I was there. This bitchy lady had no clue who I was, and I heard her bitching and stressing Angela out, so I butted and asked her what the problem was, then she was trying to preach that this show needs to start now, its ridiculous that Angels won't start now, she gonna piss the bar tenders of............blah blah bla. Thats when I told her what was up, I told her that I've actually have put on
over 50 shows that I've played at at the Voyeur, and that the shows shes talking about(shows that go over time) are when there is 4 to 5 bands playing and each bands set is 45 and there set up takes a half hour, Angelas set was already set up and her playing time was only 15 minutes, and the other bands stuff was already set up too and their playing time was a half hour, and same with the last band, and then I said why would you want to stress Angela out? She should feel like a Princes at that moment because she put on this show at the Voyeur that brought in a shit load of people and money. We should make sure she is having a good time and ready to rock for us, Angela is smart, she wouldn't make the show run over time, and if she did it still doesn't matter because it's her show and I told her she was in charge, so thats when I let the dumb bich know that I am the booking agent for the Voyeur and Angela can start the show whenever she wants, I pretty much told the other girl to chill out and mind her own buisness, who the fuck does she think she is? The girl was being an ass and trying to start drama, Angela is the one that found all the bands, Angels is the one that put up flyers, DO NOT BE MEAN TO HER, just because your a bar tender or freinds witht he bar tender doesn't mean you operate the show or have the right to boss people around. I also explained to her to be nice to Angela becau Angela is a personal freind of mine that really loves the Olympia music scene. So Angela was happy that I came to her side when evil people tried to stop the happy rock mission. And sure enough her show went great. I hate when people are like " I know it's gonna go too long because I've been to 10 shows here and some of them went over in time," WHO FUCKING CARES, THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS SHOW!!!!!! Angela was very smart to start the show at 11 because then the show would end by 1:15 maybe 1:30 and that keeps people buying drinks later. I think Voyeur employees sometime forget who makes them money, or how the voyeur can put food on all it's employees table. Especially since the bands don't get paid shit but a 5$ beer tab. And I've put in tons of work for the Voyeur. I've been to 100s of show at the Voyeur, so you can't fuck with me.

Potter, Williams and Zoe are at my house right now. They are really cool, I hope they like to kick it even when they get older. Ian and Sean are also here, but the first trio left. I realized yesterday that the Rang Dong shows were written wrong in the Rang Dong calander, but I fixed them. I sure can be bad with dates sometimes. I have heartburn a little lately. Cooper's of Bedlam is now official, it contains members Cooper's Glen and Vessels of Bedlam. So far it's Ben, Me, Cody and possibly Emmit. I think that Space Gnome records needs to chill, they are way too corporate for Olympia. I'm making Tombstone Brickstyle Pizza right now. I love Pizza and all my bands. I think A-Kamp is good, but my band The Punks are really because it contains key rockstars members like Slim MOon. I think he would probably kick me out if he knew me better, or actually he might like me more, we don't really talk much, we just discuss the songs then rock out. Slim Moon is semi famous because he owns Kill Rock Stars and was pals with Kurdt Cobain. I think Courtney Love should play Le Voyeur to promote her new album. I think playing a shit hole in Olympia and Courtney beating up a local indie rock chic that shes' jealous of would help her career if she told MTV to be on the scene.

So I gave my brother an A-Kamp shirt for his birthday. Flowmotion seem to be nice. I hope Chris from Stone Crop will stop slandering A-Kamp and my name around town. But I really don't care too much, he's probably jealous of my beefyness. Today I'm setting up the recording studio at LARSTAFARI's gas station, the album should revolutionize the planet. We might as well stop now before we start the next communist empire. AE is playing with us at the RANG DONG. Too bad it's gonna be called Mckinzies soon.

I played a show today. It rocked the hell out of me. I fucking kcked a goat in the throat. A-Kamp is bad ass and is almost like the Gratefuldead meets the Misfits. I will destroy Stonecrop. Tugboat Annie's was pimp, and I danced the night away like Van Halen in the 80's while doing coke.

This is it dudes, my first official blog. It's a dairy of T. Thats me, and I'll lead you to the un promised theories of a G'.