So now I'm under fire from opening my big mouth. I swear my words where twisted. It's obvious some horny old dude that was out to write a sleazy story really worked one over on lil Pizza T. But I had no clue that they could just twist what you say. Oh man, never got a heads up on this one. The World News was smart by offering me $5000 right from the start. Lets see here, I'm getting married to the woman of my dreams in July, I'm going on tour in 8 days, and the new album should be in the mail sometime this week. I got a lot going on. I really did move on from the Sarah larson George Clooney bullshit. Then I get called by News of the World, which I never heard of, and they offered me $5000 to talk about a story about Sarah, they wanted to hear sexy stuff, and other stuff. So I avoided the sexy questions as much as I could, and the lady seemed really nice too. She probably is, I mean everyone gots to make money, and why not make money off people that exploit the general public for money through their fame. These actors have up to a billion dollars. So it seems like a fun job to wrote sleazy stories about celebrities, so lets not get too mad here. But I tried to tell them lots of positive stories about her struggles as a woman in the USA, and how woman are discriminated against. BUt they never mentioned that. I wonder if Clooney is stoked I did the article so he can hate me too. I hope not. Who would really trust News of the World. When I talked to E they told me to try to make a buck in britian, then I told him I let them call me, so I could care less. Now I'm in the hot seat with my mother and future wife, which we already had a hippy marraige, so in our eyes we are Husband and Wifey. This Nof the World really madde me out to be some sort of Rock Star pimp. Too funny, far from reality. Its good fantasy though. I'm gonna do a thing on youtube in which I go through the articles and critique them and there truth. That should be fun. ALSO!!!!!!!!! I never pranked called Sarah or George. I too was being pranked emailed was by someone affiliated with Clooney Studios. Their name is Shirlia Azziz. I would never prank call anyone, thats whack. i used to do that in elementary, my friend Rodger Hendrix, which hit Sarah's car in 1996 and denied it, he made prank calles back in High School, but he is a hero in Iraq now. I wonder who did it too. I couldn't be happier for the two of them. Only thing I feel bad about is the sleazy sex story the News of the World wrote. Some say I should sue, I say " Make a youtube video like Rosie O Donnell does and then talk about the facts. The reality without some horny british people writing fantasies. They are more nasty than Huslter, I was in shock. I was also new to this information.

But regardless, I just hope the show with JGB with Melvin Seals goes good. Which I know it will, we have been practicing religiously. It'll be good. if anything this gives me more fight to keep on in the music feild. The reality to me is that I play jamband music. Thats what I love and thats what i've been doing for years. i neve plan on stopping. In my feild it's all about quality music and getting it out there. I love touring and our upcoming tour is excellent. We got 15 shows in 17 days. The last show we are headlining Friday night at the biggest festival in Shelton called Spring Fest. This had nothing to do with my sleazy story, this was due to our quality music. Also, we are playing with Trampled by Turtles, which is held as the next BIG Blue Grass, jamgrass, or whatnot. So I know that its all buisness and that if I did a thousand articles about you know who, my band still would never go anywhere. A band goes places if it goes places, and jamband fans would not like us because I dated Clooney girlfriend, they would like us becasue we are good at playing live and being cute helps too. We got a package now tha is the shit. It is amazing, go to www.myspace.com/thezkampexpress and check it out. Its all about the vision, the fliers, the teamwork and street tewam, the internet, amazing insrumentals, meaningful lyrics, the spirit. And thats something you got or don't got. SO why not make 5 thousand to help with extra costs. We are just in the last 2 years picking up bigger shows. The Z Kamp Express is on its on path regardless, and I feel confident about that, like the feeling I get when Paul McCartney gets when he talks about the Beatles knowing they'd become standards. I do feel bad a little for letting The News of the World going overboard, but I got a plan to make that all better. YOUTUBE....

I love all these nice fans, I love that I was on my path and this whole shit landed in my lap and I decided to do what I did. Now I gotta get ready for the tour, I got Tye Dyes that need prints on them tonight, I got the zine I gotta mail off, I gotta get the Tour Van ready, I gotta take Treypac to the Skate Park.

oh Yeah, Treypac is the real deal. He is famous now. His Youtube Babies for Obama video is blowing up. Same with his Doodlebops the Lost Episode. There home peace

I really dig getting back to my blog. NOw that Slim Moon and Ben Perrish's brother and the UK tabloids have stopped reading them. Hopefully now only true thugz read this shit. Not they they are not true thugz, but I hope that everyone becomes a true thug. i had a lot I wanted to write in my blog. Here is one thing. So I started recording the album Wheruhjuanuhgo last summer I believe. It was before the tour we did. Though on tour I did not bi=ring any mixes to listen to. Oberon was on tour with us. but I still wonder. My hands are kinda sensitive to the keyboard. Kinda tickelish or some shit. I gotta go for the moment. but I am playing with Daevid Allen tomorrow at the China Clipper in Olympia Washington. High Ceiling is playing a show that night too. they are playing the 4th ave. Good thing the governement printed up all that extra money. I also heard High Ceiling is playing with Heliotroupe at the Eagels, that should be a good show too. I hope to do a Grange show this summer or next year with either of those two bands, but hopefully both. I love them, they are so fun and make me wanna dance and shake my azz. Just got the word that we are playing friday night at Springfest in Shelton. 8pm.... so pimp. But before I really go. The alsum was recorded and not finished till now. But now that I sent it I feel like I could of turned the crash cymbals down in the chorus of Around Da Phire Too. But If I sell all theses I can remix it for printing 2. ok Im hearing my computer radiowaves. ... peace

So here I am back at my blog. I am happy to have grown and matured a little bit in the past few years. Did I ever tell you that sometimes I can not tell if Im in the after life or not. But then I just say hey, here you are, so just keep goin. Put a smile on and fight back by kicking back. Sometimes I get excited and wanna reach out too much. hat is an opinion that I do not see when I react without thinking of the consequences. but thats the great thing about not being perfect, it adds to the story drama. I do not know if I acknowledged on my blog that I was recently in Star Magazine. NOt as recent as lets say the person that got me it it, but it was a remarkable feet at that. I gotta thank Alex Burton for giving me a story I can talk about for a while. That guy was a real hoot. He was like a New Yorker that would say whatever to hook up the story, but then he would be very blunt too. Time is money and I was just a pie in the oven. It was funny, we talked for hours figuring out the story, I would say something 25 times before we decided what to use. I tried to bring up being in a band with Slim moon but Alex from Star nor anyone else bit into that story. It was fun talking with all the magazines and news stations independent reporters. They would call me up and and some would try to get dirt and some would pretend to wanna help me out too, but its part of the buisness obciously. My parents were not in the industry of showbiz..... or were they??? My grandfolks were the ministers of the Lakewood Open Bible church for over 20 years. And my grandpa preached and my grandma played piano. It was quite fun looking back at it. But back to the story. I only got paid twice from the tabloids. 2000 frfom Star Magazine, and another 2000 from the UK Sun. At the moment in time I did not have the videos out from storage yet, and wasn't sure what I still had. I knew I had the Thomas Jackson movies around somewhere. Which I eventually found. So the media quit buggin me for a while and so did the crazy Stalker which claimed to be George Clooney, then claimed to be his agent, and then claimed to be Rosie O Donnel... well the stalker, they even quit contacting me,/... until the Oscars came around. but let me tell ya something, this country has gotta be in a recession, or people do not dig my ultra hippyness in the tabloids, but I got contacted for a while after the Oscars and The Lady with three titties from the movie Total Recall, she contaced me claiming to be with E, which I found out she does do stuff with them, and she rushed me like the others to send stuff, which I only send very little, and random stuff, and then they got back to me and was like %500 bucks for everything. Well, first of all they wasted my time. But back to the three titty lady from Total Recall, shes a journalist now, besides being Im sure a frequent at Treky conventions due to the pay check, oh yeah she was on Star Trek too, well she interviewed me and I said Id only do the interview if she uded my band name everytime they used my name, and then they used it online which no one could find, then on TV did not say the Z Kamp Express. And his dude taht was like the LA version of ALex Burton.... and let me tell you, all the guy tabloid journalist try to play the buddy buddy thing and they hardly get my inside jokes, but the girls are nice and sound kinda horny to be honest, except the brits, they all sound like Nanny 911. but regarldless, this has been on my mind and I wanted to talk about it for a second. So the LA Alex Burton possibly rushed the 3 titty lady to see what I got, but then Patrick Swazey got cancer and they put my story on hold, then three weeks after I sent the stuff to three titty chic LA Alex said my lighting was shitty in my movie and he'd give me 500 bucks for everything, and that three weeks ago it would of been worth more, and people in Europe pay way more for this stuff. He also said he might not use it, but he really liked this one picture I had. So I thought about it and the free publcity, but then I talked it over with Pizza Nan aka Shannon my mamager and Wifey and she helped bring me to reality. I forgot to mention that I kinda chuckeled when the guy told me that it was worth more money three weeks ago when they were the ones that made me send it three weeks ago. They didn't force me, but I really wanted to get the movie Thomas Jackson on TV, I worked so hard on it back in the day, and puffed some serious nugz while filming. i am way pro-nugget.
So first of all I do not understand contracts enough just to be signing shit for 500 bucks, and they said my lighting was bad. The lighting is freakin great dude. I am gonna put that shit up on youtube for the world. I swear to god they will love it.

So back to the real story

I just completed my latest work yet. Its with my band The Z Kamp Express. Its our new album Wheruhjuanuhgo. Oh man check out the album cover.

So I got this video my homie Eric Cornelius made of the Saint of Everyday Failure. He also made a movie starring ME, Pizza T. I had a dream I was Eddie Shredder the other night. I will talk about that shortly.

Here is some of the work I've been doing with Z Kamp Express.

I'm back, finally. So I sent this dude and jambands.com a letter a while back and he never wrote me back. It kinda hurt my feelings. Then I re,e,bered all the times I slacked off writing people back when I worked at Le Voyeur. I was just getting too much lovin towards the end of my career at that fine establishement. Good thing too, cuz treypac was born. So maybe hte guy who wrote the article died and I am emailing his still active email address. Or he could of been arrested for some kinda crime or something. But regardless, I still gotta keep working on my next album Wheruhjuanuhgo. The new team is escellent. I really dig Morgan aka Pizza Q's bass playing. He is fun and can really take a solo. Kyle aka Pizza Zzz is a stage showman to the extreme. He really spunks up the team. He has a good ear and talent for playing a traditional jamband keyboard role. I dont hope anymore to create music that people like, now I work hard to make music my peeps like and if they dont, at least I gave it my all. I am in love with making music on computers. i thought I would end up a reel to reel kid, but I am a PC Sonar junkie. I spent easily 7 hours purely editing audio today. i call it Cosmetic Audio. I could call it Sudio Surgery, but Cosmetic audio gets the pint across and soulds way cooler. Lets face it, we are funny cool creatures. Kinda whitty when we need to be too. I really believe in the idea of trying to survive, but even if our species does we still could end up getting destroyed by... well WHO KNOWS, maybe a radioactive wave will come across to us like a rainbow in the dark. So thats why I work hard on the music too. A lot harder than before. I mean I have worked hard all the way up to now, but now Im getting good and am out of school and focus on it. I gotta go,,... I will be back ....more now that Bare Naked Ladies said that your fanz expect you to blog at least once a week.

PSS
To the stalker named Shirlia Azziz, please leave me alone. I am in love with Shannon. She is super hot. Her personalty is great too, she booked Z Kamp's tour and just took a business class for art and music at Evergreen to become our band's manager. She is a pimp. So it was fun talking to you on the net, but you never bought our cd and that was rude. Shannon will pimp slap yo azz.

It's been a while since I blogged here. Most blogs have been at my myspace profile. I kind of stopped blogging here after I got into an email battle with Kurt Cobain's X girlfriends. I think X girlfriends are funny and can get the innocent mixed up in the crossfire. There is new news about George Clooney and Sarah Larson. I promised my babies momma that we will not talk about it anymore. It is true that I played in a band with Slim Moon from KRS, which Slim released Sleater Kinney, Elliott Smith and an actual Nirvana track. I just wanted to state in a quick blog that my X was not just a gogo dancer. No worries though. We all got a lot of work at hand as humans. THe planet is getting hotter, and people are getting weirder. I thikn are genetics are going CRAZY. Now I loved the new Britney Spears performance on the VMAs. I thought she was amazing. I thought she was onto something artistically, I guess she was only onto making me happy. I do not think people on average 'GOT IT.... I thought her hair looked great when she shaved it too. It's like people expect people not to mature, not to try new things. But Britney does try new things, and her lipsyncing was awesome. I was the manager and producer for Eddie Shredder which is Eddie Vedder's long lost son.... at least thats the story behind the Lip Syncing 14 year old rock star. You can watch the movie at www.myspace.com/zkamp Its in there, you'll find it.
I thought I had a brush of fame with my David Hasselholf video on youtube. Yet I'm sure if I was a chick farting into the camera I would of got like 50,ooo hits. I hope everything gets groovy!

So its been a wild ride. I've been smokin some cigerettes. I am at my radio show. I am with KB Smooth. The other day dick cheney shot his homeslice in the face and chest and tried to play it off. Oh well. i heard he has a pellet in his heart. Forgive my spelling. so I guess my blog did turn into Dennis Driscollssss. i hoep life keeps goin great. I have a kid now. My blog probably makes no sence.... welll Kool Keith is playing tomoroww at the bar code. My kid treypac is da shiznit. he is so cool. He loves to sit on my shoulders and peep out the house. i8 thiknn he likes the gratefuldead too. He plays the drumz with me. KB Smooth and the rest of our band Pizza T's Z akmp Experience Reocrded our first song and it is da shit. Go to www.msypace.com/zkamp and peep out Ain't nothin!!!!!!!!!!!

so I will be having a baby on Dec 23rdish and oh is it weird. Some would say it would of happened with anyone but it happened with Shannon. My ex girlfriend predicted it, but hey, whatever. Shannon really liked me a passion took over logic and we had sex all the time and then we had a kid. It is weird and unplanned, but what is life if everything is planned out? We wil see where the future takes me. I am kinda poor at this moment but I feel like I will be on the up n up soon. I have put together a benefit for Free Radio Olympia and it should be a success. How do I feel right now? I guess weird happy confused and tottally confident with my future. Politics drive me crazy yet I always think about it. I guess thats a sign of me getting older. And why is Rush Limbaugh such a fucking idiot?

So I got a new website and I keep thugin all day. www.a-kamp.com

Life is sweal, Mike Merker is back and we got shows. Bush jr. can suck my hairy dick, I hate that liar whore. But any ways, life is good, I got a kid on the way, a radio show on Free Radio Olympia, and I play guitar int he best band EVER called A-Kamp. But who knows, maybe I will hate the band in a week.

I'm back on my blog. I heard that some people love my blogs, nut my blogs really just a way of life, the next bible but the real deal hollyfeild. Life is a riddle, why eat skittles, over the rainbow is really a drainbow, and a wishing well is still a wishing well, but a wish is stil a wish, so complain or take another hit, cause life can suck, really suck, but every once in a while you'll find 50 bucks, or a million at that, but you could die in a minute flat, so really who knows, and why try, maybe cause thats all you can do in this funky thing called time.

I am an Olymusic.com Superstar, my videos get downloaded like everyday, and didn't need to team up with Dr. Dre. So anywayz, gangsterz are ont heir wayz. So A-Kamp played on a tv show in Tacoma at Bates Technical College. I saw a few people I think I might of went to jr. High with. But fuck all theat, I gotta get lunch asap. Feb 11th A-Kamp is playing the HCC. Word Wiggaz!

I am finally really over John Kerry losing. What a dork. My uncle Bob is da shit, no wonder my middle name was after his. I'm at the brother hood today. A-Kamp got a show on a tacoma comcast digital cable show, we gotta be in Tacoma by 8am, anything for television, I LOVE DAT SHIT. Maybe someday I'll be on Hanity and Combs or is it comes HA HA HA
Chris Mathews and Keith Oberman are da shiznit too. So I learned to blow glass pipes. I'll make you a custom one if you want. I'm out e'

I decided that my blog is awesome. I was John Kerry for Halloween, the only difference is -is that I'm a winner TEDDY KNOWS. I have a funny feeling that a few of my tweaky relatives on my dad's shady side of the Family read this Blog and are now anti Tommy O'. They can suck a hairy goat cock. If they can't feel the magic of Satan that I possess then they can suck auh nut. I got the Violin, thats all I wanted, now I can start disowning foolios like some did to Narcelous. That nigga is da shit. I carried my dead Grandpa, I stayed with Grandma Fay for weeks after Grandpa died. But since I'm a liberal with a comedy Blog, I guess I'm a bad person. But Who gives a fuck? I got the violin, HELL YEAH G'
I'm at Lil T's right now, she cool. Well I still love everyone in my family, even if they are crazy. I'm not even supposed to be alive right now, same with Genius, thats probably why the spirits set us up to be in a band. Well the A-Kamp album and my latest band CG2 album is coming along great. If you wanna peep dat shit early- call my bitch ass.... 360 709 9813

Theresa Hines can suck uh nut. What the fuck
4 more yearz

I can't wait till we get out of debt because Bush is so wise. I can't wait till we become the #1 nation ever. Soon we can spread Jesus and Democracy to the Moon or Mars. What the fuck. O well
All my relatives voted for Bush because they love hium. They wanna have butt sex with him. Or maybe they like dead babies.
0an't blame um. Bush is awesome 4 more yearz
He will shapen up the economy and illegalize abortion and not get flue shots. O well
I think that now that I'm running for office things will change. Someones gotta get the bullshit out the whitehouse, someones gotta get rid of Jesus, and I would gladely take the chance to tell the shallow ignorant monkies, that just like Zues, Jesus will fuck it all up too,
I guess the inevidable evilness of the US will not be postponened noe that Bush won, Kerry might of only delayed our grrsom end. MAD MAX where you at?

I am back in black. So I'm voting for John Kerry, the hippy multi billionaire with a gig o dick for W's mouth. I love olymusic.com soo much, I started a band with ae. We wrote a song called " I liked to get fucked with shit all over me"
Just kid n', that would be cool though. We have a show this saturday. We are playing Uncle John's band in shit. We really rock, thought this girl debbie that was gonna play bongos with us kinda sucked nuts, no offence please, just, it would of took to long to get her into the T Nut groove.
I saw DOug from Saints today, he ignored me, but I also ignored his azz. uh gangsta T
I predict that the olymusic.com band show will kick ass on saturday. Too many hippies will rule dis bitch.

Why does Goerge W suck???? Why is Dan Rather used as a scape goat to avoid the reality that Bush had fake documents made. Why are the Bush daughters constantly taking cock in the ass? WHy do his daughters smoke coke and fuck random jokes, why is on fat and one anerexis? Why can't I post in my blog more regularly??
Well I am now officially in the guiness book of world records as part of the world's largest drum circle. It was so liberating, I almost got naked and fucked the ground, but I was ate too much Ganja food for that.
KB, Genius, and I made money and camped next to Mike Ping. Taarka kicked ass, except the mandolin player kinda sucks, Enion kicks serious ass, she is Trey of the Violin. I tried making tent but it sucked.
The A-Kamp album is going great, I put up a post saying we aere gonna break up, I heard that doing that creates fans. Well see about that, I think that good music matters more. I gotta run G

Damn time flies like an airplane into buildings. I swear W Bush is a ragging idiot. JOhn Kerry is kinda stupid too, and his wife should give me head or some money for nothing, because thats real gangsta shit. So I'm back and I have a fan named Alex from Colorado, he is cool, but he needs to email thomas_jackso40@hotmail.com
Lars and I recorded Drums and scratch guitar to L.O.V.E.U.
It sounds great, Lakefair still hasn't paid us yet, but Jesus never came back either, except in the book of Morons he came back and raped a couple blacks and Indians. I swear Joseph Smith sucked a big dick all the time. White people are so weird, except us Irish and Sweeds, just kiding, all humans are equally stupid, possibly. I gotta run, See yo ass soon.

Uh thats real gangsta shit, uh yeah, Lake fAir BeEr garden show was too cool. MAn it was amazing, I guess it was kinda hot on stage and a little weird playing to strangers, but they almost all seemed to like it. The firefighter band before us was called # am Alarm clock or something, and they wereall firefighters from Lacey, and I liked them a lot, they were very fun, of course they kinda sounded like shit but they kinda sounded great too. The singer had a great low voice, but you could tell they spend more time fighting fires than practicing harmonization, and writing original material. They played like all covers, Like example 1. Closing Time example 2. Love is what I got by Sublime. Maybe they did have an original, they played a song about fire fighters, but it sounded maybe like I might of heard it before. It was younger and older fire fighter rockin out, so the singer was around 27 and the lead guitar player was around 50 with an old school guitar. My girlfriend is harasing me right now, I'll get back with the rest of the story later.

I took a vacation from my blog. But whatever, I'm so happy with A-Kamp website's messageboard. Lots of fun stuff. I'm really smokey yo, it's a good day, I think I'm gonna walk downtown, I got no money honey, but whatever, I got a raise at the Voyeur, and I got really fucking drunk, so drunk I threw up on Ian's deck up stairs. It was kinda fun, but not really. Man, It's been so hecktic, But nit really, I've been practicing guitar a lot, I'm learning slipknot by the gratefuldead, that song is fun to play or learn or whatever. I'm know writing a book like Bill Clinton, I think we have little but a lot in commen, see I was class president in highschool, and know I'm skilled in team work due to the years of working with others in bands. So I think that I need to do what right for America, and but not least THE World, actually the galaxy, I'm gonna be the first president of the galaxy. Actually, I own the galaxy, I own everything and or but not least the concept that I an the leader of the galaxy and my goal "like BUSH" would be to liberate the galaxy and shut up the liberals. So we got a show at LAKEFAIR's beer garden July 17th 5-7pm--- It's gonna rock dawggy. Things keep changing - like Lars is now moving in with my brother, after all these years of him at Exxon is over, now it's a new chapter. We are setting up a jam recording spot in their garage. THe garge is a a one car garge that not connected to the house. It's got a few windows, is real cozzy. I gotta run. Peep game G'