I also write something for potentailly being published on a friend's website, but he ghosted me. SO I will post it here underneath this silly video. https://soundcloud.com/pizza-t/sets/the-essential-mixtape Go check out this link. You will be floored with the raw power of my raps. I was for sure that Mr. E (famous hippie rapper) would do a track with me after he heard my awesome mixtape, but....NOPE. Ghosted me. Story of the Ghost here. Good thing I LOVE PHISH. I even like the Trey song Thread. So poo on you dumb Phish hoes.
THis was going to possibly be on Monster Fresh aka www.monsterfresh.com But the operator of the website is acting weird. He used to like dead baby jokes, but now he won't let his son do a dead baby rap with me? What gives?
here it is.
Op ed
By The Greatest Rapper of 2020 Also known as the Flat Earth Rapper
First off, I did not say the Earth was Flat, though I was the winner of the very first Flat Earth Music Award in 2015 presented by Mark Sargent.
+video of Mark Sargent on ABC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gHbwT_R9t0
+my award winning video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLUs04s2Ag4
Mark Sargent is most likely a person paid to be a Flat Earther. A few years ago some youtubers exposed the company that had been paying him and Patricia Steers (another infamous Flat Earther). The real conspiracy is how all the good videos exposing the truth about everything are now buried and next to impossible to find without a link. But who fucking cares about that stupid shit, my buddy Chris said there might be some people wondering who I am since I was on All Gas No Brakes when I busted a rap about my relative Dr. Dre. According to Christians I am 100% correct and who am I to argue with them? So go ask them if the story of Adam and Eve is legit, and if it is legit then you too are related to Dr. Dre. Doesn’t that feel good to know that you are a king as well?
My rap name is Pizza T and I have been making rap music and psychedelic rock for a long ass time. In the All Gas No Breaks video I am wearing a Twiddle/Grateful Dead shirt I bought at Phil Lesh from The Grateful Dead’s bar a while back.
Seriously I am most concerned about the state of the world and the uncertainty everyone seems to be in. A lot of people are probably rapping to stay sane during these hard times.
When I went to the protest I met with YouTuber Jake the Asshole to help him film and document the event. He recently paid me to record the song “I’m Proud to be Coronavirus Free” in efforts to boost sales of his shirts. We have worked together before back when Jake the Asshole was The Flat Earth Asshole. When I won the Mark Sargent award for best Flat Earth song Jake was a fan of my song and told me he listens to it every day. He pointed out to me that the song had an error in it. I was like, “yeah?” What”? He pointed out the I said Neil Armstorng punched a dude right in the face in the lyrics but it was actual some other astronaut. I told him I didn’t care and people get the point. He was really into everything being factual, which is probably why he is no longer The Flat Earth Asshole. In 2017 I helped him record the song “We Don’t Have Time feat. Obama.” It was pretty rockin and it’s the best selling song that I have released to this day. Funny thing is this, when I was at the protest that you might of seen on All Gas No Brakes, the guy in the video that had the microphone takin away from him in the most cringiest of fasions was still walking around the protest yelling into a little megaphone saying we need 10,000 people to party and camp here for 30 days to prove the coronavirus is not real. It was so outlandish that I started following him around and filing everything he did. He eventually got out a bunch of signs he made that said Hug and Handshakes for Freedom. Jake came up to me while I was filming him telling me he thinks he is a shill trying to make the protest look bad. I am also a journalist and I have a news channel called Thomas Scott News, and my catchphrase is Real News Real Fast. The dude was getting upset because no one wanted anythign to do with him after he got kicked off stage. But I did. I picked up one of his homemade Handshakes and Hugs signs and told him I’d help. I still have the sign and I will cherish it forever. As I am folloing the guy Jake eventually stops him to see if he is serious or not, then the guy looked at Jake’s Proud to be Coronavirus Free shirt and said, “dude you got that from the Flat Earth Asshole, OH SHIT IT’S YOU!” I caught that ah ha moment with my cheap trusty metro pcs phone. Now Jake was really concerned that he was a shill for the FBI or CIA or…. The Jews. But dude was star struck, he said he bought that shirt and it is late. He instisted he come and meet his wife. We followed him and sure as shit his sife was stoked to see one of their favorite YouTube celebrateies. She started doing one of the dances from the music video that I helped Jake make. Turns out he was not a shill, but Jake’s (The Cough on my Face Dude) #1 fan. I caught it all on my camera and will be posting it on Thomas Scott News YouTube channel soon.
+I’m Proud to be Coronavirus Free song
Basically, I just wanna let the world know that I am working on a book called The Clooney Connection. It is a winner due to the graffic real grid of truth. It is the tell all story of my psychedelic life which connects to Jeffery Epstein to Kurt Cobain. The book is inspired by The Matrix and The 6 Degrees of Bacon theory. Even www.monsterfresh.com is connected because I went to High School with Chris Altenburg CEO of this website. He is also a Peurterican Jew and a dear friend and an amazing rapper himself. I just remembered we did a rap together.
Buy it, I am buying bitcoin with all the cashmoney!!$$
Basically, I am the greatest rap star ever, my son is named Treypac and Genius Christ thinks he came up with the name, and if he did, it is a damn good name. My son raps too, just search Spotify or youtube and you will see he has been in the game since he hopped up out dat womb.
I’m not a troll, I am the greatest rap star of all time! Am I illuminati confirmed? No, but maybe nothing will stop you from knowing that maybe so or maybe not. I don’t wanna brag because I real G don’t do that.
I am droppin a mixtape coincidentally too as all this free publicity shines. It’s called The Essential Mixtape. Just the other day I left a rap on Genius’s answering machine. I can kinda make the argument that Mrbeast and All Gas No Breaks pounced on me to catapult their fame. The date is there, when I was on Mrbeast’s channel he didn’t even have a million subs, then the day after he starts going to 30 million? Come on bro? Really?
I even helped CNN. And I work that magik shit and am the greatest rapper of all time. I can and will destroy any and every rapper even my dad Dr. Dre. No one thought it was possible but it is and ain’t nothing any9one can do bout it. I wanna work with Master P as soon as possible. I feel like I have been a No Limit Soldier for many many many fucking years. I have helped my Master P doll create YouTube videos and be as real as possible! I’m the realist! A Real Real One.
Genius told me the KRS One said to ATTACK or some shit. So who wants to get fuckt? Takeshi 69, I’ll turn you 70 little BITCH! You better wear a mask cuz I’m bousta slap that dick out yo mouth.
+Footage of Master P doll live in concert https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwfmKEKlAWk music was removed finally after many years of unenteruptions:(
So somebody want to know who I am? I am a fucking G deep in the game and thank Chris for giving me a platform to state who I am and what I have coming up if you are into that type of shit. Oh yeah, I have been running for president since 2008 and exposing conspiracies since 2005.
+my latest rap/psychedelic rock music video exposing the Illuminati “yes George Clooney is in this video” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGhwJeuzncI
But my styles are lit. I tried to get my old rap partner Benny P to join me in another round of the rap game. He is the illest MC ever. He declined and I shed a tear like a little bitch. But Benny P encouraged me to keep it up, I hope I made my lil homies proud. Before I go, I do wanna challenge Eminem to a rap battle. He might rap fast, but he is just a mortal man and I got the biggest boom in the rap game of 2020. There will be no 2021 by the time I am done. Even though I couldn’t get my original rap group back together with Benny P called Split Dat Shit, I took my raps to the street just like my idol MC Hammer and Master P. I helped my daughter write a paper for black history month about Master P. My baby’s momma said Master P ain’t worthy of Black History Month and made my lil angel write something on some NASA lady. OH NO SHE DIDN’T. I am the greatest rap star in the game and no one can touch this shit. Also, on March 26th 2021 I am gonna change the game forever! I just fucking started! My son’s friends that I’ve been helping make a mixtape saw me on reddit, and now they want me on their mixtape. Bitch, at 41 years old, I am defying the odds and I am gonna take over the world one lil bitch at a time. Look for my upcoming single “Mrbeast I am the Father!”
