So I got a new website and I keep thugin all day. www.a-kamp.com

Life is sweal, Mike Merker is back and we got shows. Bush jr. can suck my hairy dick, I hate that liar whore. But any ways, life is good, I got a kid on the way, a radio show on Free Radio Olympia, and I play guitar int he best band EVER called A-Kamp. But who knows, maybe I will hate the band in a week.

I'm back on my blog. I heard that some people love my blogs, nut my blogs really just a way of life, the next bible but the real deal hollyfeild. Life is a riddle, why eat skittles, over the rainbow is really a drainbow, and a wishing well is still a wishing well, but a wish is stil a wish, so complain or take another hit, cause life can suck, really suck, but every once in a while you'll find 50 bucks, or a million at that, but you could die in a minute flat, so really who knows, and why try, maybe cause thats all you can do in this funky thing called time.

I am an Olymusic.com Superstar, my videos get downloaded like everyday, and didn't need to team up with Dr. Dre. So anywayz, gangsterz are ont heir wayz. So A-Kamp played on a tv show in Tacoma at Bates Technical College. I saw a few people I think I might of went to jr. High with. But fuck all theat, I gotta get lunch asap. Feb 11th A-Kamp is playing the HCC. Word Wiggaz!

I am finally really over John Kerry losing. What a dork. My uncle Bob is da shit, no wonder my middle name was after his. I'm at the brother hood today. A-Kamp got a show on a tacoma comcast digital cable show, we gotta be in Tacoma by 8am, anything for television, I LOVE DAT SHIT. Maybe someday I'll be on Hanity and Combs or is it comes HA HA HA
Chris Mathews and Keith Oberman are da shiznit too. So I learned to blow glass pipes. I'll make you a custom one if you want. I'm out e'

I decided that my blog is awesome. I was John Kerry for Halloween, the only difference is -is that I'm a winner TEDDY KNOWS. I have a funny feeling that a few of my tweaky relatives on my dad's shady side of the Family read this Blog and are now anti Tommy O'. They can suck a hairy goat cock. If they can't feel the magic of Satan that I possess then they can suck auh nut. I got the Violin, thats all I wanted, now I can start disowning foolios like some did to Narcelous. That nigga is da shit. I carried my dead Grandpa, I stayed with Grandma Fay for weeks after Grandpa died. But since I'm a liberal with a comedy Blog, I guess I'm a bad person. But Who gives a fuck? I got the violin, HELL YEAH G'
I'm at Lil T's right now, she cool. Well I still love everyone in my family, even if they are crazy. I'm not even supposed to be alive right now, same with Genius, thats probably why the spirits set us up to be in a band. Well the A-Kamp album and my latest band CG2 album is coming along great. If you wanna peep dat shit early- call my bitch ass.... 360 709 9813

Theresa Hines can suck uh nut. What the fuck
4 more yearz

I can't wait till we get out of debt because Bush is so wise. I can't wait till we become the #1 nation ever. Soon we can spread Jesus and Democracy to the Moon or Mars. What the fuck. O well
All my relatives voted for Bush because they love hium. They wanna have butt sex with him. Or maybe they like dead babies.
0an't blame um. Bush is awesome 4 more yearz
He will shapen up the economy and illegalize abortion and not get flue shots. O well
I think that now that I'm running for office things will change. Someones gotta get the bullshit out the whitehouse, someones gotta get rid of Jesus, and I would gladely take the chance to tell the shallow ignorant monkies, that just like Zues, Jesus will fuck it all up too,
I guess the inevidable evilness of the US will not be postponened noe that Bush won, Kerry might of only delayed our grrsom end. MAD MAX where you at?

I am back in black. So I'm voting for John Kerry, the hippy multi billionaire with a gig o dick for W's mouth. I love olymusic.com soo much, I started a band with ae. We wrote a song called " I liked to get fucked with shit all over me"
Just kid n', that would be cool though. We have a show this saturday. We are playing Uncle John's band in shit. We really rock, thought this girl debbie that was gonna play bongos with us kinda sucked nuts, no offence please, just, it would of took to long to get her into the T Nut groove.
I saw DOug from Saints today, he ignored me, but I also ignored his azz. uh gangsta T
I predict that the olymusic.com band show will kick ass on saturday. Too many hippies will rule dis bitch.

Why does Goerge W suck???? Why is Dan Rather used as a scape goat to avoid the reality that Bush had fake documents made. Why are the Bush daughters constantly taking cock in the ass? WHy do his daughters smoke coke and fuck random jokes, why is on fat and one anerexis? Why can't I post in my blog more regularly??
Well I am now officially in the guiness book of world records as part of the world's largest drum circle. It was so liberating, I almost got naked and fucked the ground, but I was ate too much Ganja food for that.
KB, Genius, and I made money and camped next to Mike Ping. Taarka kicked ass, except the mandolin player kinda sucks, Enion kicks serious ass, she is Trey of the Violin. I tried making tent but it sucked.
The A-Kamp album is going great, I put up a post saying we aere gonna break up, I heard that doing that creates fans. Well see about that, I think that good music matters more. I gotta run G

Damn time flies like an airplane into buildings. I swear W Bush is a ragging idiot. JOhn Kerry is kinda stupid too, and his wife should give me head or some money for nothing, because thats real gangsta shit. So I'm back and I have a fan named Alex from Colorado, he is cool, but he needs to email thomas_jackso40@hotmail.com
Lars and I recorded Drums and scratch guitar to L.O.V.E.U.
It sounds great, Lakefair still hasn't paid us yet, but Jesus never came back either, except in the book of Morons he came back and raped a couple blacks and Indians. I swear Joseph Smith sucked a big dick all the time. White people are so weird, except us Irish and Sweeds, just kiding, all humans are equally stupid, possibly. I gotta run, See yo ass soon.

Uh thats real gangsta shit, uh yeah, Lake fAir BeEr garden show was too cool. MAn it was amazing, I guess it was kinda hot on stage and a little weird playing to strangers, but they almost all seemed to like it. The firefighter band before us was called # am Alarm clock or something, and they wereall firefighters from Lacey, and I liked them a lot, they were very fun, of course they kinda sounded like shit but they kinda sounded great too. The singer had a great low voice, but you could tell they spend more time fighting fires than practicing harmonization, and writing original material. They played like all covers, Like example 1. Closing Time example 2. Love is what I got by Sublime. Maybe they did have an original, they played a song about fire fighters, but it sounded maybe like I might of heard it before. It was younger and older fire fighter rockin out, so the singer was around 27 and the lead guitar player was around 50 with an old school guitar. My girlfriend is harasing me right now, I'll get back with the rest of the story later.

I took a vacation from my blog. But whatever, I'm so happy with A-Kamp website's messageboard. Lots of fun stuff. I'm really smokey yo, it's a good day, I think I'm gonna walk downtown, I got no money honey, but whatever, I got a raise at the Voyeur, and I got really fucking drunk, so drunk I threw up on Ian's deck up stairs. It was kinda fun, but not really. Man, It's been so hecktic, But nit really, I've been practicing guitar a lot, I'm learning slipknot by the gratefuldead, that song is fun to play or learn or whatever. I'm know writing a book like Bill Clinton, I think we have little but a lot in commen, see I was class president in highschool, and know I'm skilled in team work due to the years of working with others in bands. So I think that I need to do what right for America, and but not least THE World, actually the galaxy, I'm gonna be the first president of the galaxy. Actually, I own the galaxy, I own everything and or but not least the concept that I an the leader of the galaxy and my goal "like BUSH" would be to liberate the galaxy and shut up the liberals. So we got a show at LAKEFAIR's beer garden July 17th 5-7pm--- It's gonna rock dawggy. Things keep changing - like Lars is now moving in with my brother, after all these years of him at Exxon is over, now it's a new chapter. We are setting up a jam recording spot in their garage. THe garge is a a one car garge that not connected to the house. It's got a few windows, is real cozzy. I gotta run. Peep game G'

I'm back from California, damn wuz it dope. I heard Crazy Coop is a crack smoking Mormon again, I hope he doesn't go klepto on us. So I think all the internet junkies at Kill Rock Star have stopped reading my post. It's a good thing, that Marisa girl is so bunk, she'll never et with sean because sean thinks shes nappy. Whatever. Man that was funny when gravytrain!!!! came to town, Joey kissed brontas and I saw Toby for the first time, she was freakin, so I figured DAMN, this is better than One Life To Live. My Grandma watches General Hospital, Days of Our Lives, and One Life to live all in a row and she doesn't know which one is which, but shes been following them for over 30 years. I love my grandma, i'm going to do yard work for her after I go to the Dead shows this month on the 27th. I can't wait to play lake fair, Damn I'm pissed about something
Can you beleive that Guitar world wrote the Sweet Chld o Mine tab wrong???!!!! I'm gonna write them a few letters when I get home. I love the magazine, but I'm like si confused on whats up witht heir transposers. They suck ass. I'm gonna pove it too and I bet someone has already brought it to their attention, but if not, something is wickedly wrong with the modern guitarist community.


I'LL BE BOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm sorry that I'm #1 and your # last, damn the Crossing sucks ass. Al Qwada, I'll kick your ass too, Goerge W. Watch out for the next gangsta president soon. Uh Like Mater P but they call me Pizza T.
Thats My Rap
So I'm running for president. I'm starting my campaign now. I will be the best president and I will give everyone a free slurpee.
So I
m playing the battle of the bands dudes, On saturday- But my band can't make it, but o well, I have another band that will kick ass, I always run into odd gigs, I'm lovin it like Mcdonalds after a rave. I swear the worst band in town is The Crossing, they suck, I still haven't heard the Bangs, I assume they sound like Bikini kill meets the Rumors, I mean the Gossip- woops I did it again.
So i'm gonna win this battle of the bands, It's this saturday before my super local hippy show with Flowmotion. I'm gonna be rich this saturday.
I'm happy to say that I think the StoneCrop wars are over, not just thanks to time working things out, but cocaine ruining a community. I don't fuck with that shit too often, weeds way cooler, but anyways, if you notice what it does to peoples' teeth, imagin what it does to the brain. Like DAMN, and I like my dick size, it would suck to see inches vanish due to a cheep yet expensive high. But whatever, maybe I should try shooting it up my cock, it will be likethe new viagra.
OK OK OK I'm outta here. GO TO my WEB SITE AND POST A MESSAGE DAWG oyeah- I got kicked off of hotmail - IT'S ABOUT TIME. I think it was my anti bush emails, but whatever, o yeah, I also talked shit to some fools on philzone.net. Me amd Phill are gonna rock one day. Peace OUT G!!!!!!!! www.a-kamp.netfirms.com

I have a review of the last show I played, I got signed to K records, but not Oly K, the original K based in Cambodia, I also fucked a prostitute as part of the deal, OK I'm lying, but that would rule, ---
I swear that Joe from the Java Flow forgets everything, especially anything that has to do with the truth. I was going to poo poo on the bathroom floor, but after pissing on SLeater from Sleater Kinney's car I decided to wait till I get to Lane Stanleis grave, nut until then I'm gonna record what the grateful dead would of recorded if Jerrybear was still alive.

fucking BLOGGER SUCKS, but I'm sticking with it. I hope that every indie rocker in town dies of aids. I think Slim already got it. Yeah, I suck but Nelly really sucks. I can't beleive that I've become the next Jesus Christ. I am now nominated by Satan and Lucifer to take over the world. I am not down with Al Qwada, I will fuck their shit up, and I will prosicute that nigga Bush jr. I will fucking hump his daughter in my mind, but not in real life, because I worship Jesus. Syke, Jesus can fucking choke on cock. I don't give a fuck about Black people, white people, jewish niggaz, all I care about is my guitar and my homiez, which include myself, ae, Gypsy, Theresa, A-Kamp, except chris, he sucks dick, and my grandma, even tho' she stole money from me as a child. Well, someday I will die and haunt everyone hopefully, first I'm coming after you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, I think it's safe to come back to my blog. I had Marisa and Slim stalking me and my blog. Well so much has happened since my last blog- I PUNCHED someone, I'm guest appearing with Saints of Everyday Failure, I ate mushrooms, smoked over 3 ounces of wizard smoke, took pictures in my Gravy Train!!!! underwear, formed zzzscream Kamp with Scream Club, told the Java Flow to eat one and become an AA meeting spot again, and a bunch of other shit. But I'll type all that shit tomorrow, I'm gonna go pray to my saviour Jerry and Kurdt Cobain, CHECK BACK SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 187 on haters

I'm back on top of the world. I had an epiphany. My ding dong got bigger too. Bad idea, word up. It's time for everyone to chill and call their family and talk to them about the war in Iraq. It's time we choose sides. Armagedon is near. For all of you that love me and all of you that hate me, I will miss you all when I die. But I will be dead so it will be scientificly and logiclly that I will not be able to miss because I am dead, so soorry, but I probably most likely won't miss you, especially the rude girl from Sleater Kinney.Genius did pee on her car when i commanded it . Ian wrote that last sentence. Ben said he likes Crazy Chris 2 more than crazy Chris 1. It's not like I beat off when people get excited about my blog, but it does make me feel like Pjil LEsh and Jerrruy Garcia and also Sleater from Sleater and Kinney. Built to spill is pretty good, but then i heard phish and was like, fuck it. i like marijuana. my blog is #1. russel is the coolest hippy in town. this blog is sacrificing me a nug. i hate weed. i like george w. bush. SIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! john kerry and friends is probably the best band ever and should get signed to k records.

I'm back,

It's bullshit that I took soooo long to type in my blog, I'm not switching over blog servers until I get a digital camera, looks like this will be my blog for a while. SO Audrey from the Go Club is a fucking punk. Hunx tried to get me on the guest list but she player hated like usual. Fuck Marisa, she is such a ham. But anyways, guess who's at my house? Gravy Train!!!! and thats no Bull Shit, Hunx said he'll perform on my shit. Whaty a fellow. PEep dis shit, I swear everyone needs tro chill out. I gotta got to bed. Go to www.olymusic.com and come back to my blog and I'l fill you in asap on some serious good Gossip, and I ain't talkin about the shitty indie rock band either. Red HEads are #1, right Slim? Thats right, keep hatin on a soldier. Peep dis 187 yeah. Well Peace out, go to our next show in tacoma.
Peep Outta here!